Jokes

An Atheist

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."

A Child's View of Marriage

When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. So, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to her.
Once finished, I asked if she had any questions, and she replied, "Oh. I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us, Daddy?"

A kindergartner was practicing spelling

A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see.
One morning while getting ready for the day, he bounded into the room with his
arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O-D.
“Look what I spelled, Mom!” with a proud smile on his face.
“That's wonderful!” his mom praised him. “Now go put them on the fridge so Dad
can see when he gets home tonight.”
The mom happily thought that her son's Catholic education was certainly having
an impact. Just then, a little voice called from the kitchen: “Mom? How do you spell
‘zilla’?”

School Daze

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Where is God?

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"

Child's Perspective on Retirement

A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following:
"We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida and now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people.
"They live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on big tricycles and wear nametags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed, because it is all right now.
They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool, too, but they all jump up and down in it with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim.
At their gate, there is a dollhouse with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out. Then they go cruising in their golf carts.
My Grandma used to bake cookies and stuff, but I guess she forgot how. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And they eat the same thing every night: Early Birds. Some of the people can't get past the man in the dollhouse to go out. So the ones who do get out bring food back to the wrecked center and call it potluck.
My Grandma says Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded some day, too. When I earn my retardment I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out so they can visit their grandchildren."

Christmas Present

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.
So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"
The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?"
The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."

Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.
-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?
-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.
-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.
-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.
-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.

Teacher Jokes

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Teacher:"This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Student: "Thank god Saterday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!"

Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?"
Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
Small Boy: "Your name on the report card."

Teacher: "what's the further away, America or the Moon?"
Student: "America!"
Teacher: "America? Whatever gave you that idea?"
Student: "Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!"

Teacher: "How do you like your new house?"
Student: "Oh, we like it very much. I have a room of my own, each of my sisters has a room of her own. But poor Mum, she's still in with Dad."
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Son: "Daddy, why did you put your thumb impression on my progress report instead of your signature?"

Father: "I don't want your teacher to think that anyone with your marks could possibly have a father who can read or write."
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New Jokes

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Other Jokes ...

Teacher Jokes

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead. "

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Child: "Why do you send me to school for."
Mother: "To make a man out of you."
Child: "But my teacher makes everyday a cock out of me."

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"
The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

When the teacher entered the class all the boys were standing.
The teacher said: 'Now, all of you sit down except those who are absolutely dull and duffers?' All the boys sat down except Rajan.
Teacher: 'Why Rajan? Are you absolutely dull and a duffer?'
Rajan: 'No sir. The thing is that you were standing alone and it didn't look good to me.'

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron on the side of caution!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba banana !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbott ! Abbott who ? Abbott time you opened this door !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel seaman !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia behind bars one of these days !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acid down and be quiet !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you, my dear Alphonse !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Acute ! Acute who ? Acute little boy !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? First Ada kit !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada lot for breakfast!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada burger for lunch !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam will burst any minute now!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards and we'll play snap !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adlai ! Adlai who ? Adlai a bet on that !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us, open up !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aesop ! Aesop who ? Aesop I saw a puddy cat !
Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahab ! Ahab who ? Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmedeus Motzart !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida more than I drink !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida huge breakfast before going to school !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida whole village cos I'm a monster!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida whole box of chocolate and I feel really sick!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen Dover and fell down !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al be seeing you!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al go home if you're not nice to me !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al give you a kiss if you open this door !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan't my lesson !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska one more time!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my friend the question then !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Albee ! Albee ! Albee a monkey's uncle !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don't know who this is !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldous ! Aldous who ? Aldous who arn't interested - go home !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldous ! Aldous who ? Aldous who want to leave the room, put your hand up !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec coffee, but I don't like tea !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec my lolly !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta bit of lovin' !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex the questions round here !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ? Alexander friend are coming over !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ? Alexia again to open this door !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf thumbs !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfalfa ! Alfalfa who ? Alfalfa you if you fall for me !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfalfa ! Alfalfa who ? Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Alfie ! Alfie who ? Alfie you in my dreams !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Alfie ! Alfie who ? Alfie terrible if you leave !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred of the dark !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred the needle if you sew !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Algy ! Algy who ! Algy-bra !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali wanna di is have some fun !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali, Ali oxen free !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? I'm Alice chasing rainbows.... !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison forgiven, please come home !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison Wonderland!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison it's dark outside !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ? Alistairs in this house are broken !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Allan ! Allan who ! Allan-d of Manhattan !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alli ! Alli who ? Alligator, that's who !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Allied ! Allied who ? Allied, so sue me !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Allocate ! Allocate who ? Allocate, how are you dear ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma candy's gone !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Almany times do I have to knock!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma not going to tell you !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ? Almond the side of the law !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea later this afternoon !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea later, alligator !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin a great time, how about you ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ? Amahl shook up !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda-rin orange !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda fix the television !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ? Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ? Amazon of a gun !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-ta than I was yesterday !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin thing to do !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia gonna tell you once !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia little boy who can't reach the doorbell !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia poor boy, nobody loves me!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia little kid !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito bit me !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam tired of all these knock knock jokes !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amosquito just bit me !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat, the more you want !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam hungry I could eat a horse !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy high !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy fraid I've forgotten !
Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all over the wall, and boy is she in big trouble !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew a picture of Allison that hurt her feelings !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew a picture !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy bit me again !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy mosquito bit me again !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita Loos ! Anita Loos who ? Anita Loos about 10 pounds !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ? Ankansas though any piece of wood !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann Tartic !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Anndromeda Strain !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Anna Nother thing, how many times do I have to knock on this door before you open it ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Anna one, anna two... !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Anna-tomical !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather mosquito!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Anna going to tell you !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ? Annabel would be useful on this door !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Annette ! Annette who ? Annette curtain looks good in the window !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie one you like !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthem ! Anthem who ? You Anthem devil you !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple your hair if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arch ! Arch who ? Sounds like you got the flu !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arch ! Arch who ? You catching a cold ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down the shops !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Arin't you glad you use Dial !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Ari-S-P-E-C-T !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ? Arizona room for one of us in this town !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend you haven't seen for years !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthur-tis, it's very painful !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthur-mometer is good for measuring the temperature !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthur any cats in your house ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthur any more biscuits in the tin !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?
Knock Knock Who's there !

Asia ! Asia who ? Asia you going to let me in then !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia matter of fact I can't remember !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Asta ! Asta who ? Asta the ball is over !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ? Astor the ball is over !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Astronaut ! Astronaut ? Astronaut here, I'll come back later !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Atch ! Atch who ? I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena flying saucer !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Athens ! Athens who ? Athens I love you !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Athol ! Athol who ? Athol'd my bike, thou I had to walk !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Athos ! Athos who ? Athos it makes a difference !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Atlas ! Atlas ? Atlas it's the weekend !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Atomic ! Atomic who ? Atomic ache is hard to stomach!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Atomic ! Atomic who ? Atomic ache!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ? Attila you no lies !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Audacity ! Audacity who ? Audacity way to be !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Audrey ! Audrey who ? Audrey be doing this !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Augusta ! Augusta who ? Augusta wind will blow the witch away!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Augusta ! Augusta who ? Augusta go home now !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aunt Lou ! Aunt Lou who ? Aunt Misbehavin ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aunt Lou ! Aunt Lou who ? Aunt Lou tired of knocking on this door ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aunt Lou ! Aunt Lou who ? Aunt Lou do you think you are !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aura ! Aura who ? Aura Lee....!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aurora ! Aurora who ? Aurora's just come from a big tiger !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Austin ! Austin who ? Austin corrected !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Auto ! Auto who ? Auto know, but I've forgotten !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Autumn ! Autumn who ? Autumnastic !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ava ! Ava who ? Ava good mind to go away now !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Avenue ! Avenue who ? Avenue learned my name yet?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Avenue ! Avenue who ? Avenue head the good news !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Avis ! Avis who ? Avis-ibly impared person !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Avocado ! Avocado who ? Avocado a cold !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Avon ! Avon who ? Avon who to come and open zis door !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Avon ! Avon who ? Avon to get in !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axeldental Tourist !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Axl ! Axl who ? Axl me nicely and I might just tell you !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !

Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !

Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love, my baby love.... !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach of sweets !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ? Badger cookies !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !

Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Band ! Band who ? Band in Boston !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the treasure where no one will find it !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry your bone in the garden, little dog !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart up the wrong tree !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home, it's nearly dark!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass-ball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beat your head against a wall !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beatle Bailey !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean to any movies lately ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean fishing lately ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess I've got a cold !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bee ! Bee who ? Bee careful !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beezer ! Beezer who ? Beezer black and yellow and make honey !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ? Beggar you don't know !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize in yourself !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella bottom trousers !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella the ball!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella not-a work so I knock-a on-a de door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben away a long time !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben out of shape !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin shopping lately ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin the water for my hard boiled eggs !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ? Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bet ! Bet who ? Bet you don't know who's knocking on your door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth, thweetie !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth your bottom dollar !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all, it's a cadillac !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of nails !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Betty ! Betty who ? Betty ya don't know who this is !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Betty ! Betty who ? Betty doesn't know who I am !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Betty ! Betty who ? Betty buy Birds Eye !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Betty ! Betty who ? Betty-bye !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Betty ! Betty who ? Betty things to do than stand here, you know !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bhuto ! Bhuto who ? Bhuto-n the other foot !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Biafra ! Biafra who ? Biafra'id, be very afraid !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi gun !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bigotry ! Bigotry who ? Bigotry than the one in your garden !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill for the human race !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill of rights !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill a better mousetrap !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ? Bing down the house !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn Free !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair of Greeks bearing gifts !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Blood ! Blood who ? Blood brothers !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue away with the wind !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue your nose !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue'tiful skin begins with Noxzema !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Blur ! Blur who ? Blur, it's cold and wet out here !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bo ! Bo who ? Bo Geste !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton the door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ? Bones upon a time... !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Don't cry it's only a joke !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ? Borg out of my mind !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ? Bowl me over !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Boyzone ! Boyzone who ? Boyzone adventures !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget, is falling down, falling down... !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ? Brighton-der the light of the moon !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony, beautiful sea !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily, don't hit me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ? Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Budweiser, the King of Beers !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Bud, sweat and tears !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ? Buddyfingers !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug-sy Malone !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ? Bull the chain when your done !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bumbry ! Bumbry who ? Bumbry tuna !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ? Burns me up !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire, can I use your phone !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster blood vessel !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster the cemetery, please !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher left leg in, your left leg out..!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher money where your mouth is !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !